Who Cut the Cheese?
Case file no. 001  ·  Opened MMXXVI

Who cut the cheese?

Somebody dealt it. You find out who.

A real fart rings out. Grandpa is "asleep". Little Bro is suddenly very interested in a bush. The dog looks innocent, which is exactly what a guilty dog would do. Listen, watch who moves first, and tap the culprit before the stink clears.

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free to play · ages 13+ · real fart sounds (sorry)
BUSTED!
Who Cut the Cheese? home screen: the family on the sofa
← the guilty sofa
100rounds
20levels
6crime scenes
9suspects
0innocent people
Exhibit A · The usual suspects

Meet the family.

Nine suspects. All of them swear it wasn't them. Press the button, listen closely, then tap whoever dealt it.

Somebody's about to crack…
Procedure

How to crack the case

1

Listen

A real fart plays. Every round it's a different one: squeaky, wet, a triple-decker. Hit replay if you missed it.

2

Watch for the tell

The culprit gives themselves away right as it happens. Everyone else reacts a beat later. Spot who moved first.

smirkblushwiggleinnocent whistleshifty eyes
3

Bust them

Tap the culprit for a BUSTED! Be quick for a time bonus, chain correct guesses for a streak. Guess wrong and you'll hear about it. "Excuse YOU?"

Exhibits B–G · The crime scenes

Six places to sniff out

Every level moves the family somewhere new, and they get sneakier: peeking from behind trees, ducking under sandcastles and slouching behind bus seats.

The living room level
EXHIBIT BThe living room
The backyard level
EXHIBIT CThe backyard
The campsite level
EXHIBIT DThe campsite
The beach level
EXHIBIT EThe beach
The supermarket level
EXHIBIT FThe supermarket
The school bus level
EXHIBIT GThe school bus
Detective's notes

It gets harder.

  • SubtlerTells shrink every level. By level 20 a smirk is barely a twitch.
  • SneakierMore of the family hide, peeking from behind trees, tents and checkout counters.
  • DecoysInnocent people sniff the air and pull faces. Was that a tell, or just the smell?
  • DistractionsA cat bolts across the screen. A beach ball bounces past. A paper plane sails down the bus.
  • FasterThe timer gets shorter, and in the last levels the tell only happens while the fart plays.
Beach level with people hiding
Out of toilet roll screen
For grown-ups

Silly, cheeky, never mean.

  • Rated 13+ on the App Store for frequent, very mild crude humour. That's the farts.
  • Free to play with short ads, set to family-friendly, non-personalised ads only.
  • One optional purchase removes all ads for good, behind a grown-ups-only question.
  • No accounts, no chat, no social features. Progress stays on the device.

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Case status: open

Somebody
dealt it.

Coming soon to iPhone. Bring your nose.