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No. 05 · BIG SIS
Case file no. 005  ·  Suspect profile

Big Sis

a.k.a. Headphones

"Ugh. I literally cannot with this family."

Known for
Half-closed eyelids, giant headphones
Natural habitat
Her room. Do not enter her room.
Favourite food
"Just a smoothie, thanks"
Signature alibi
"I had my headphones on. I didn't hear anything."
Background check

The history

Big Sis has been unimpressed since the day she was born. Family legend says she looked up at the doctor, sighed, and went back to sleep. She has worn headphones every day since she was nine, and nobody is sure whether there's actually any music playing.

She finds everything about this family embarrassing, especially the farts, and especially in public. When one goes off, she rolls her eyes, says "So embarrassing," and leaves the room immediately.

Detectives would like to point out that leaving the room immediately is also exactly what a guilty person would do.

About 400Eye rolls per day
Every timeTimes she said "so embarrassing"
More than she'd admitTimes it was actually her
Evidence locker

Caught on camera

Big Sis
EXHIBIT A · THE SCHOOL BUSBack row. Headphones on. Hmm.
Big SisBUSTED!
EXHIBIT B · THE LIVING ROOM"That's SO embarrassing." (It was her.)
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