Who Cut the Cheese?
Headshot of Biscuit
No. 08 · BISCUIT
Case file no. 008  ·  Suspect profile

Biscuit

a.k.a. The Fall Guy

"Woof?" (Translation: "Why is it always me?")

Known for
Floppy ears, waggy tail, permanent look of surprise
Natural habitat
Under the dinner table, waiting
Favourite food
Whatever fell off the table
Signature alibi
Looks at his own tail in shock
Background check

The history

Biscuit is a very good boy. Everyone says so. He's also been blamed for 87% of the smells in this house, even though detectives say he's only responsible for about 12% of them.

Biscuit has been framed more often than the family portrait. Grandma blames him. Dad blames him. Even Sir Fluff the cat blames him, with a long, slow stare. Biscuit has no idea what's going on, and is mostly just happy to be included.

When he does it, though, he gets a look of total shock and turns around to stare at his own tail, as if it has betrayed him personally.

Basically every timeTimes blamed
About 12%Times actually guilty
Not nearly enoughTreats received as an apology
Evidence locker

Caught on camera

Biscuit
EXHIBIT A · THE CAMPSITEFramed again. Probably.
BiscuitBUSTED!
EXHIBIT B · THE BEACHThis time it really was the dog.
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